DON'T FOLLOW ME!
I am sure when you were growing up your parents said to beware of anyone following you. It is creepy! Nowadays, we want people to follow us on a dozen different social media sites and we do all kinds of things to encourage people to follow us. Does anyone else think that is creepy? My suggestion is don't have people follow you, just follow yourself. Meaning, if you follow yourself and you are intrinsically happy with who you are, you don't need to be followed!
P.S. Just kidding! PLEASE follow us! We are happy with ourselves, but still FOLLOW US!